How many do you say "OH, that's me!" - if more than 20, you may be a
computer nerd!
1.Your web page is more popular than you.
2.Your favorite sport is Tetris.
3.You know what fuzzy logic is.
4.You talk to your computer.
5.When given a choice, you look at Computer Shopper instead of =
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6.You argue with your computer.
7.Your computer has its own phone line.
8.You have dreams involving your computer.
9.You try to pick up others on chat lines.
10.You can talk your hardware and not mean anything
sexual.
11.You spend Friday nights with your computer.
12.You ask people for their email address instead of their phone
number.
13.You've never actually met many of your friends.
14.You remember how to use DOS.
15.You think Bill Gates is "a cool guy."
16.Only computer users can understand you.
17.Your home page is longer than your resume.
18.You've ever installed Linux.
19.You've missed the X-Files because you wanted to play on your
computer.
20.You always understand Dilbert.
21.You regularly drink Jolt cola.
22.You spend more time on the Internet than you do sleeping.
23.You have multiple email addresses.
24.You've ever setup a LAN in your house.
25.You understood the above statement.
26.You search the Internet for computer humor.
27.Your idea of hurrying is typing faster.
28.You keep spare mouse pads.
29.You buy your computer gifts.
30.You've ever been dumped for paying too much attention to your
computer.
31.Someone mentions foreign language and you think "Cobol".
32.You regularly use a tape backup on files you have the original
disks for.
33.You get a new computer, take it out of the box, and you
immediately
remove the case.
34.You have ever called home to check on your computer.
35.You do processes in DOS instead of Windows not because it is
faster, but because it just confuses people.
36.You've ever considered getting a tattoo of the "Intel Inside"
logo.
38.You know every law about computer piracy by heart, because you've
been convicted on all of them.
39.You no longer interact with your family, you send them email
instead;
in the same house.
40.You check your email before you check your answering machine.
41.You can program the next best thing to Windows, but you still
can't
get your VCR to stop flashing.
42.You have more insurance on your computer than on your children.
43.You receive more chat requests than phone calls.
44.You stopped paying for call waiting because it kept knocking you
off-line.
45.You don't immediately go into gibbering panic when you hear of a
new
computer virus.
46.You've ever emailed your assignment in to your professor.
47.You've ever tried to see how far you can move the mouse without
turning off the screen saver.
48.You have dialed 911 and faxed them your problem.
49.You call in sick to work over your computer.
50.Your first aid kit contains Norton's Anti-Virus.
51.You know what the acronyms HTML, URL, ISP, and HTTP each stand
for.
52.You tinker with computers at work all day, and when you finally
get
off work, you rush home to tinker with your computer.
53.You dedicate your home page to your favorite actress in hopes that
she will see it and desire to meet you.
54.You have more than one home page.
55.You have a better computer system at home than at work.
56.You get jealous when other people use your computer.
57.You run back into your burning home to rescue your computer, but
you leave the dog.
58.You know exactly how much hard drive space you have free, but you
don't know your spouse's birthday.
59.You run Windows 95 and Windows 3.1 just because you can.
60.You have the high score on Jezz Ball.
61.You know what word 31337 stands for.
62.You keep spare computer parts around the house.
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