From: Nick Brown 

Here (with the solution in parenthesis) is a fun game.
 
            HOW MANY BIBLE BOOKS DID YOU FIND?
            Here are the 30 Bible books:

Genesis, Numbers, Kings, Ezra, Esther
Jonah, Hosea, Joel, Daniel, Isaiah, Job,
Haggai, Amos, Ruth, Obadiah, Malachi

Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Acts,
Colossians, Ephesians, Titus, Hebrews,
James, 1 Peter, 2 Peter, Jude, Revelation,

My friend (Matt, he w)as always fooling around. I never can 
get him to (act s)erious for a minute. In class the 
teacher put (Jon ah)ead of him and even though she could 
hear the sound of paper wrappers she couldnt tell w(hos
ea)ting the candy. I told him to be careful -- he's already 
in a (jam es)pecially since he skipped school yesterday. 
Today I was appointed captain of the boys spelling Bee. 
(Joe l)ost, so I put him at the bottom of the list, but 
(Dan I el)evated to the top. I came in (number s)ix. Joe 
was sore, he forgot about putting "i before e" and missed 
a few words, and I wondered: (is "a i ah)ead of an e" 
always the rule?  (Jo B)ob, a fast kid, brought a St.
Bernard to school for "show & tell", but worried it was 
too  big. The teacher had to reassure him, "Y(es, ther)es 
enough room for him." (John) brought a weasel-like animal 
to class, it was an "ermine". This was his (second pet 
er)mine, his (first pet er)mine died. His sister Lu(lu 
ke)pt feeding it too much and then said the cat killed 
it, but there wasn't a (mark) on it. Another boy (jude) 
brought a blue humming bird, and I have never see(n a
hum)ming bird as big as it was. A kid named Gene also 
brought a blue humming bird, but they are easy to tell
apart, (Genes is) the small humming bird. Well, after 
school my Dad picked me up on his way to the (E-Z 
Ra)diator repair shop. When he saw Matt coming with me, 
he whispered, "who is this cre(ep?" "He's," I 
ans)wered "just a class mate." At  the radiator shop 
the man said we need a new radiator and my Dad said, 
"OK". He had to admit it uses a lot of water. The 
repairman was a real character, he was drin(king 
s)ome beer he said (he brews) himself & eating a 
ham sandwich he call a "Ha(m a-la-chi)ves" as he 
watched the horse races on TV. He was complaining
because his horse was losing as we watched and saw 
some old (hag gai)ning on his sorry horse. I was 
thinking to myself, "Well isn't that just to(o bad,"
I, a h)orse lover, could have told that seeing his 
horse. Then he even told us how he hated radiator 
repair work because he felt like he was just in a
(rut h)ere at the shop. Then he asked me, "What 
would it be if I just upped and quit this place one 
day?" "A big (Co. loss", I ans)wered.  I knew that's
what he wanted to hear. Well, I must say the whole 
thing was (a mos)t interesting (revelation).

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