ON MATHEMATICAL TRANSFORMS
A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.
ON PROBLEM SOLVING
When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to
resemble a nail. -- Abraham Maslow
ON MATERIALISM
He who dies with the most toys, is, nonetheless, still dead.
ON ECONOMICS
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
ON PUBLISHING OR PERISHING
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because
someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the
top.-- English Professor, Ohio University
ON POETIC LOVE
When you're swimmin' in the creek
And an eel bites your cheek
That's a moray! -- Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
ON MODERNISM
Q. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub
with brightly colored machine tools.
Q. How many minimalists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One
ON MATERIAL SCIENCE
Character density : The number of very weird people in the
office.
ON EXTINCTION
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
ON LITERATURE
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be
thrown with great force. -- Dorothy Parker
ON HUMILITY
To err is human, to moo bovine.
ON NUMBERS
Grabel's Law : 2 is not equal to 3---not even for very large
values of 2.
ON WORLD POLITICS
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find
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