INTERESTING SIGNS:
Sign in a Realtor`s office:
"Lots for little."
Sign in a shoe store:
"Come in and have a fit."
Sign in a maternity clothes store:
"We are open on labor day."
Sign on the door of the maternity ward:
"Push Push Push."
Sign in a bookstore:
"We treat you write."
Sign in an optometrist`s office:
"If you don`t see what you`re looking for,
you`ve come to the right place."
Sign in a podiatrist`s window:
"Time wounds all heels."
Sign in a butcher`s window:
"Let me meat your needs."
Sign on used car lot:
"Second hand cars in first crash condition."
Sign in a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary. We`ll hear you coming."
Sign at a hotel:
"Help! We need inn-experienced people."
Sign in a non-smoking area:
"If we see you smoking we will assume you
are on fire and take appropriate action."
From: "Russell Family"
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