From: Monicola3@aol.com
If Jesus were to do His same ministry on earth over again in 1999, He
would be wanted by...
...the FDA for turning water into wine without a license,
...the EPA for killing fig trees,
...the AMA for practicing medicine without a license,
...the Dept. of Health for asking people to open graves, for raising the
dead
and for feeding 5,000 people in the wilderness, the NEA for teaching
without a certificate,
...OSHA for walking on water without a life-jacket and for flying without
an
airplane,
...the SPCA for driving hogs into the sea,
...the NATIONAL BOARD of PSYCHIATRISTS for giving advice on how to live a
guilt-free life,
...the NOW for not choosing a woman apostle,
...the ABORTION RIGHTS LEAGUE for saying that whoever harms children, it
is better that they had never been born,
...the INTER-FAITH MOVEMENT for condemning all other religions,
...and by the ZONING DEPT for building mansions without a permit.
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