Quotations
"As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are
not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer
to reality." Albert Einstein (1879-1955).
"Chess is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe
they are doing something very clever when they are only wasting
their time." George Bernard Shaw.
"Engineers think that equations approximate the real world.
Scientists think that the real world approximates equations.
Mathematicians are unable to make the connection." Unknown
Bumper Snickers
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Math illiteracy strikes 8 out of 5 people.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
Answering machine message
The number you have dialed is imaginary.
Rotate phone 90 degrees and try again.
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