From: "Lewis W. O'Brien" 
 
We Americans (defined as residents of the USA) frequently have problems
with metric conversions. In an attempt to clarify the conversion process
I now submit some "Useful Metric Conversions."

1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
10 cards = 1 decacards
1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
10 rations = 1 decoration
100 rations = 1 C-ration
10 millipedes = 1 centipede
3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
2 monograms = 1 diagram
8 nickels = 2 paradigms
2 wharves = 1 paradox

I hope this proves a useful tool.

    Source: geocities.com/heartland/oaks/5346/Literature

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