From: hcoleman 
  
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that
electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models
deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he
become disoriented?

Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing
night gowns?

Why do we say something is out of whack?  What is a whack?

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two
cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages?  It's just stale bread to begin
with.

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the
universe you will believe them, but if  they tell you a wall has wet paint
you will have to touch it to be sure?

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