Tech Support Fun

- A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her
  printer. The tech asked her if she was "running it under
  Windows." The woman then responded, "No, my desk is next to the
  door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle
  next to me is under a window, and his is working fine."

- Tech Support : "How much free space do you have on your hard
                  drive?"
      Customer : "Well, my wife likes to get up there on that
                  Internet, and she downloaded ten hours of free
                  space. Is that enough?"

- Overheard in a computer shop
     Customer : "I'd like a mouse mat, please."
  Salesperson : "Certainly sir, we've got a large variety."
     Customer : "But will they be compatible with my computer?"

- Customer : "Can you copy the Internet for me on this
              diskette?"

-    Customer : "So that'll get me connected to the Internet,
              right?"
 Tech Support : "Yeah."
     Customer : "And that's the latest version of the Internet,
                 right?"
 Tech Support : "Uhh...uh...uh...yeah."

-    Customer : "My computer crashed!"
 Tech Support : "It crashed?"
     Customer : "Yeah, it won't let me play my game."
 Tech Support : "Alright, hit Control-Alt-Delete to reboot."
     Customer : "No, it didn't crash -- it crashed."
 Tech Support : "Huh?"
     Customer : "I crashed my game. That's what I said before.
                 Now it doesn't work."
 Turned out, the user was playing Lunar Lander and crashed his
 spaceship.
 Tech Support : "Click on 'File,' then 'New Game.'"
     Customer : [pause] "Wow! How'd you learn how to do that?"

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