THE DEAD RABBIT
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out
across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right
in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an
animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the
rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying
on the side of the road and pulls over.
She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong? "I feel
terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a
spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down and spray the
contents onto the rabbit.
The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off
down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he
hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
turns and waves and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops
off out of sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What
did you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says..... (Are you ready for this?)
Are you sure?
This is bad!
You know you could just click off and not read the punch line.
You know you're gonna be sorry.
Last chance.
OK, here it is.!
It says, Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave.
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