The Prodigal Son - in the Key of F 

 Feeling footloose and frisky a feather-brained fellow forced his fond
 father to fork over the family finances. 
  
 He flew far to foreign fields and frittered his fortune feasting fabulously 
 with faithless friends. Finally facing famine and fleeced by his fellows in 
 folly, he found himself a
 feed-flinger in a filthy farmyard. 
  
 Fairly famished he fain would have filled his frame with the foraged foods of 
 the fodder fragments left by the filthy farmyard creatures. 'Fooey', he said, 
 'My father's flunkies fare far fancier,' the frazzled fugitive found 
 feverishly, frankly facing facts.

 Frustrated by failure and filled with foreboding he forthwith fled to his 
 family. 
  
 Falling at his father's feet, he floundered forlornly. 'Father, I have 
 flunked and fruitlessly forfeited family favour.' But the faithful father, 
 forestalling further flinching frantically flagged the flunkies.

 'Fetch forth the finest fatling and fix a feast.' But the fugitive's 
 fault-finding frater frowned on the fickle forgiveness of the former 
 folderol. His fury flashed. But fussing was futile, for the far-sighted 
 father figured, such filial fidelity is fine, but what forbids fervent 
 festivity. The fugitive is found. 'Unfurl the flags, with fanfares flaring, 
 let fun and frolic freely flow.' Former failure is forgotten, folly forsaken, 
 forgiveness forms the foundation for future fortitude." 

 (Author Unknown) - but it must be someone with a lot of time on their hands

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