Here's some tombstone inscriptions, originally received from
Andychap@aol.com
On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Daalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:
Here lies
Ezekial Aikle
Age 102
The Good
Die Young.
In a London, England Cemetery:
Ann Mann
Here lies Ann Mann,
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann.
Dec. 8, 1787
In a Ribbesford England, Cemetery:
Anna Wallace
The children of Israel wanted breat
And the Lord sent them manna,
Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,
And the Devil sent him Anna.
Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetary:;
Here lies
Johnny Yeast
Pardon me
For not rising.
Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:
Here lies the body
of Jonathan Blake
Stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake.
In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery:
Here lays Butch,
We plated him raw.
He was quick on the trigger,
But slow on the draw.
On the grave from the 1880's in Nantucket, Massachusetts:
Under the sod and under the trees
Lies the body of Jonathan Pease.
He is not here, there's only the pod:
Pease shelled out and went to God.
The grave of Ellen Shannon in girard, Pennsylvania is almost a sonsumer
tip:
Who was fatally burned
March 21, 1870
by the explosion of a lamp
filled with "R.E.Danforth's
Non-Explosive Burning Fluid"
Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Alobany, New York:
Born 1903-Died 1942
Looked up the elevator shaft to see if
the car was on the way down, It was.
In a hurmont, Maryland, Cemeterey:
Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up
And no place to go.
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