You know you're from Wisconsin if....
1. You define Summer as three months of bad sledding.
2. Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar.
3. Snow tires come standard on all your cars.
4. You refer to the Packers as "we".
5. At least 50% of your relatives work on a dairy farm.
6. You can make sense out of the words upnort and Trivers.
7. You have ever gotten frostbitten and sunburned in the same week.
8. You can identify a Michigan accent.
9. You know what "cow-tipping" is.
10. You learned to drive a tractor before the training wheels were
off your bike.
11. "Down South" to you means Chicago.
12. Traveling coast to coast means going from Superior to Milwaukee.
13. The "Big Three" means Miller, Old Milwaukee & PBR.
14. A brat is something you eat.
15. You were offended by the movie "Fargo".
16. You know that Eau Claire is not something you eat.
17. You have no problem spelling Milwaukee.
18. You consider Madison "exotic".
19. You got a passport to go to Minnesota.
20. Your idea of foreign culture is listening to Da Yoopers.
21. You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
22. You've seen a hodag.
23. You used to think Deer Season was included as an official school
holiday.
24. You know that Gotham is a real city.
25. You can actually pronounce and spell Oconomowoc.
26. You know what a bubbler is.
27. The snow on your roof in August weighs more than you do.
28. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a cow next to
your bluespruce.
29. You think there should be a "FIB go home" bumper sticker on
every car North of Madison.
30. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new machine shed.
31. A Friday night out is taking your girlfriend shining for deer.
32. You go out for fish fry on every Friday.
33. You go to work in a snowsuit in the morning and return home
wearing shorts.
34. You tell someone where you are from and they say, "I thought
that was part of Canada."
35. Bernie Brewer is your idol because he gets to dive in a giant
beer mug.
36. Your idea of the seasons is Winter, Spring and the 4th of July.
37. You know how to polka.
38. Your idea of diversity is having black, white, and brown cows.
39. You drink "soda" and refer to your dad as "pop".
40. Formal wear is a flannel shirt, blue jeans and a baseball cap.
41. You tried to tap the "World's Largest Six Pack".
42. Your children describe their summer vacation out of state as
a "trip to Door County."
43. You were unaware there is a legal drinking age.
44. You have to go to Florida to get a tan in August.
45. You have caught a fish in Lake Michigan and it glowed in the
dark.
46. You define "swimming season" as Labor Day weekend.
47. Your 4th of July Family Picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
48. You know where the village of Waunakee is AND can pronounce
it.
49. You can visit Luxemburg, Holland, Belgium, Denmark, and Poland
all in one afternoon.
50. You have more fishing poles than teeth.
51. You decided to have a picnic this summer because it fell on a
weekend.
52. You have been involved in a "drive-by hay bailing".
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