MORRIS-CLYDE

Morris, the first victim of 'Ferret Math'

When I decided to get a new ferret I had decided if it was a boy his name would be Morris because ferrets remind me of morse code when they get happy and cluck. The Clyde part came in... well look at him, Clyde sounds like an idiot name and well... Morris is an idiot. He was taken from his mother too early and didn't know the basic behavours ferrets should.. like using the bathroom in the corner of the room instead of the middle.

He's the trouble maker, yet he is the most photogenic. I got him a week before I went to Washington D.C. with band. He was wearing the red colar Loosi is in her pics. I left my mother (she should be mothering, right?) and my brother. He wasn't the first ferret. Well he grew into his collar, literally. I think the hair has finally grown over the scar. When I had to go to the meet and greet at school he decided to eat a balloon he found under my brother's dresser. A ferret and a dog can play in there w/o finding it, but not morris. He's stupid.

He gets stressed out when he sees boxes, even though he loves to play in them, he didn't like moving and took out his frustrations on Loosi, poor girl. He's fixed, he isn't suppost to do things like that!!!!.

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