The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen
(To The Tune Of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen")

The restroom door said Gentlemen
So I just walked inside
I took two steps and realized
I'd been taken for a ride
I heard high voices turned and found
The place was occupied
By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse
What could be worse?
Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.

The restroom door said Gentlemen
It must have been a gag
As soon as I walked in there I ran into some old hag
She sprayed me with a can of mace
And snapped me with her bag.
I could tell this just wouldn't be day
What can I say?
It just wasn't turning out to be my day.

The restroom door said Gentlemen
And I would like to find
The crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the sign
Cause I've got two black eyes
And one high heel up my behind
Now I can't sit with comfort and joy
Boy, oh, boy
No, I'll never sit with comfort and joy.


Rise Up, Shephered And Follow

There's a star in the East on Christmas morn,
Rise up, shepherd, and follow.
It will lead to the place where the Christ was born
Rise up, shepherd, and follow.

Refrain
Follow, follow, rise up, shepherd, and follow.
Follow the Star of Bethlehem,
Rise up, shepherd, and follow.

If you take good heed to the angel's words,
Rise up, shepherd, and follow.
You'll forget your flocks, you'll forget your herds,
Rise up, shepherd, and follow.

Refrain


Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree

Rockin' around the Christmas tree
At the Christmas party hop!
Mistletoe hung where you can see;
Every couple tries to stop

Rockin' around the Christmas tree
Let the Christmas spirit ring!
Later we'll have some pumpkin pie
And we'll do some caroling.

You will get a sentimental feeling
When you hear
Voices singing "Let's be jolly
Deck the halls with boughs of holly!"

Rockin' around the Christmas tree
Have a happy holiday!
Everyone dancing merrily
In the new old-fashioned way!


Rocking Lullaby

Little Jesus, sweetly sleep, do not stir
We will lend a coat of fur,
We will rock you, rock you, rock you,
We will rock you, rock you, rock you
See the fur to keep you warm
Snugly round your tiny form
Mary's little baby, sleep, sweetly sleep,
Sleep in comfort, slumber deep
We will rock you, rock you, rock you,
We will rock you, rock you, rock you
We will serve you all we can
Darling, darling little man.


Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him
You would even say it glows.

All of the other reindoor
Used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph
Play in any reindeer games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Then all the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
You'll do down in history!


Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer[Simpsons]

All: Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
Bart: Like a light bulb!
Homer: Bart!
All: All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
Lisa: Like Schnozzola!
Homer: Lisa!
All: They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games
Bart: Like strip poker!
Homer: I'm warning you two!
All: Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Marge: Take it Homer!
Homer: Err.... Rudolph
get your nose over here, . So you can guide my sleigh.... today
Grampa: Oh, Homer...
All: Then all the reindeer loved him,
And they shouted out with glee:
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
You'll go down in history!
Bart: Like Attila the H- ugh, urk!
Homer: You little..... grrrr!


Rusty Chevrolet
(To The Tune of "Jingle Bells")

Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet.
Down the road I go, sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tires.
My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!

Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!

I went to IGA, to get some Christmas cheer.
I just passed up my left front tire and it's gettin' hard to steer.
Speeding down the highway, right past the county cops.
I have to drag my swampers just to get the car to stop.

Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!

Bouncing through the snowdrifts in a big, blue cloud of smoke.
People laugh as I drive by; I wonder what's the joke!
I have to get to Wal-Mart to pick up my layaway,
Cause Santa's comin' soon in his big, old, rusty sleigh!

Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!


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