VIRUS

P.V. Narasimha Rao Virus: First of all, this virus reduces the CPU speed to 66Hz. Before executing any instruction, it deleberates over it a number of times and finally does nothing.

V.P. Singh Virus: This virus reserves a quota for each instruction,and executes them only according to the quota. Needless to say, the least used instructions have a higher quota than the more used instructions. This virus is also known as social justice virus.

Sukh Ram Virus: This virus first swallows 10% of the bits in each instruction and then executes them.

Maneka Gandhi Virus: This is a green virus. It executes only those programmes that were written by vegetarians or animals.

K. P.S. Gill Virus: Only ladies need to worry about this virus. Every now and then the users get a whack, you know where.

Phoolan Devi Virus: This virus hijacks all high priority processes and generates page faults for them. At times, this virus may also celebrate the CPU*s birthday.

Deve Gowda Virus: The main characteristic of this virus is that it tries to schedule all the processes at the same time. This virus services all the request for resources, and allocates them irrespective of whether they are available or not but sometimes goes into sleep mode.

Jayalalitha Virus: This actually is a family of viruses. Each member of this virus family grab as much of hard disk space as possible, while the main virus is totally unaware of it. When everything stops Working, this virus blames the user for the whole chaos.

I.K.Gujral Virus: Before executing any instruction, this virus calls tries to get the approval of 18 other viruses and most of the time, one of the virus blocks the instruction. So Gujral virus most of the time does not execute anything. While it is not doing anything, as it is always, this virus connects to the lnternet and keeps sending data to all major/minor countries in the World except India w/o receiving the replies.

Veerappan virus: This virus plays hide and seek. it captures some resources and releases them after sometime. it sometimes seems to adicated but suddenly reappears.

Laloo Yadav virus: A dangerous virus, gulps all the resources as well as it corrupts the data. If you try to use scanner, During hibernation, it will rename its signature with another deadly virus of the same family. This virus takes help from other viruses to avoid scanning.

Mulayam Virus: Whatever way, it will try to grab resources of system, it's only task is to abort BJP processes. this virus hangs the system by sending conflicting signals to different hardware units.

Kanshi-Maya Virus: It's also called the Daiit virus, it destabilizes the co-ordination amongst different resources, It controls & steps the low priority resources from functioning. Lot of scanners available now to kill it. Other viruses are thriving by splitting this virus.