CAROLCOWMANA
REAL PASTURE->
<-FAKE
COW
(SEE THE "REAL CAROLCOWMANA" BELOW)
Birth Announcement
April 1, 1999
On April Fools Day
"Carolmana the cow" was born at 6:12 pm est in the briar's
at
Will the "REAL" Carolcowmanaw please step forward!
"MAW look it's people!"
Just gotta getta closer look
See Auntie I told you!
People in the pasture again "Pass it on"
Were slightly Nosey
Bathtime yum taste like chicken
COW JOKES
*Hey if your born on April Fools you got to have jokes on your homepage!
What are the spots on black-and-white cows?
Holstaines!
Q. Did you hear that cows can suffer from alzheimer's disease?
A. Yes, they give milk of amnesia.
What sound do you hear when you drop a water-balloon on a cow?
CowBoom!
What is the fastest food on earth?
Milk (Its Pastyoureyes before you know it!)
Why does a milking stool have only three legs?
Because the cow has the udder!
What do you call a cow who just recently had its baby?
Decalfinated!
What do cows get when they are sick?
Hayfever
What do cows take for a sore back?
Moo-trin
Who do you call to bury a dead cow?
A Mooticican
Where do cows get their cars inspected?
Dept. of Moo-ter vehicles
Carolmanas Favorite Cow Links!