How to
photograph a chow puppy
- Remove film from box and load camera
- Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash
- Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from
muzzle
- Choose a suitable background for photo
- Mount camera on tripod and focus
- Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth
- Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera
- Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knee
- Forget about photo and hug your chow
- Let him take a photo of you
Based on an e-mail by Christine Cameron