Narya's Place proudly presents the first issue of the one and only Internet newspaper written by and for chow chows. Here, you will find all kind of rumours, facts, fashion, and whaterver news is worth reading. Contributions from chows around the world are of course welcome.

Chows to rule the World

Chow guerrillas have been supplied with bones and cookies, breaking the peace agreement our former

From left to right: Propaganda Field Marshall Narya, Instigator-in-chief Tory and Chief Protocol Officer Samantha

Comm. in Chief, ex-Ch. Lighthearted Friendtomen a.k.a "Slavy", had signed. Human diplomats said there is little hope for human kind.

Stock Market Shock

The stock market greeted the shedding season by climbing to a new high yesterday. Chowool Inc. shares recovered from last week's fall and closed at 4.5, setting a new record. Dealers expect a greater rise as buyers come to accept the newest trend in fashion: chow hair jumpers.

Rings this weekend

Obedience Rings will be held all over the world, as usual. And as it is also usual, most of us chows will refuse to obey, unless the name is changed to Invitation Rings.

Mrs. Jan Ray

The engagement is announced between Sugar, (Pendleton No Sugar Tonight), and Flint, (Monarch Firedancer). The happy mother is expecting for Nov. 20

Mrs. Kathryn Langdon

The marriage is announced of CH Dragonslayer's Dream Weaver, otherwise known as the MacKenzie Kid with Aruadh The Dream Continues, otherwise known as Kjane with repercussions expected on 30 November 1997

B. Gates resigns

The president of the biggest company in computing, Macrohard's founder Mr. B. G. was forced to resign due to the bad results obtained by the company's new product CHOWINDOWS 99. As a spokesman put it: "the public soon realized that it was nearly impossible to take control of it, as it behaved as it pleased. We are however working on a solution, and will soon introduce our new Internet Chowplorer 6.7"

Letters to the editor

Dear Madam Editor (Narya):

May I take this opportunity to congratulate you on an excellent and informative newspaper. I was particularly interested in the stock market report as I am convinced this could have a long term effect on the future of our Chowvernment. It is vital that the world be informed as to our efforts and this is certainly an excellent vehicle to release the information that the Chow Liberation Forces believe to be needful to the world. Again, my congratulations on this enterprise.

Tory Co-Instigator in Chief

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