I moved in with her for her Pee Wee Herman collection
Sadly she became my club-kid vermin connection
She's shallow and conceited and in addition
Her loaded parents pay her art school tuition
Abby is a brat who's into Earth-tones
Abby is a brat who wears tacky clothes
Abby is a brat under layers of glitter
Abby is a brat and I wanna hit her
She leaves her cats unattended and they shit in the tub
We have to clean it up because she's at the club
She didn't pay the bills, and I wanted her dead
Because she went out of town and gave her key to a crack-head
Oh Abby, why do you bitch so much?
Is it 'cause you're spoiled and your Dad's a lush?
The microwave's not clean but the world won't end
You'll always have your mindless lackey of a boyfriend
Abby is a brat wearing platform shoes
Abby is a brat but she just can't lose
Cause Abby is a brat in total denial
And if she ever gets a grip it'll take a while
And I don't wanna be there when it happens