All the chocolate milk is turned
The only lesson that I've learned
Is one of taking on the duty
Of separating love from cootie
I curse my tiny, hostile hands
And throw away my box of crayons
Just wanted to share a seat on the bus
But I went and started this awful fuss
Hey, let's get married!
I'll buy you a rose!
Hey, love is scary!
Here's a bloody nose!
I think you're cute
But this is too easy
Ew ew I'm gonna puke
Your face makes me queasy
You're sugary sweet like a WIlly Wonka
Yet more durable than a truck by Tonka
You're something precious I can't manage
So ask your mom to buy more bandage
My heart's so heavy that it sings
Make kissy faces on the swings
Just my luck, all of homeroom saw
So I'm gonna get socked in the jaw
Hey, let's get married!
I'll buy you a rose!
Hey, love is scary!
Here's a bloody nose!
All this love is gone to waste
This could be the best it gets
So why'd I coat your hair with paste
And ruin your favorite barrettes?