Well, every Valentine's Day, I think wow look at all those depressed people! I mean hell, I've never seen so many single guys all alone in bars at any other time of the year. But hey I'm a single guy, so even though I'm not depressed I have a waning sympathy for all the single guys who feel sorry for themselves. So here is a nice little Valentine's Day card you fellas can print out, tape on a little bit of Bristol and give to yourself on this lonliest of days!