Dan Begs For Your Compassion

I'm a small man. I have little pride and even less tangible anger. All things here written are, at best, reflections of how petty and easily amused I am. I am not in fact a homophobic flower, the planner or particpant in any murders, or any sort of expert in the music industry, which one might gather to be true by reading the following articles. In conclusion, do not take offense, because I am not worth sweating. Good day.

-Dan

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