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It's In The Bible.
There was this Christian lady that had to do a lot of
traveling for her business so she did a lot of flying.
But flying made her nervous so she always took her
Bible along with her to read and it helped relax
her. One time she was sitting next to a man. When he
saw her pull out her Bible he gave a little chuckle and
went back to what he was doing.
After awhile he turned to her and asked "You don't
really believe all that stuff in there do you?"
The lady replied "Of course I do. It is the Bible."
He said "Well what about that guy that was swallowed by
that whale?
She replied "Oh, Jonah. Yes I believe that, it is in
the Bible.
He asked "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that
time inside the whale?"
The lady said "Well I don't really know. I guess when I
get to heaven I will ask him."
"What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked
sarcastically.
"Then you can ask him." replied the lady.
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