Insensitive Greeting Cards.
- You wrecked your car and don't remember why.
Could have been.....
That case of bud dry! - My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat.
When I stopped to look....
I noticed your cat. - Your computer is dead.
It once was a first-rate.
Don't you regret buying......
Windows 98? - Your dog is dead.
So sorry to hear
He was chasing cars...
And caught a semi in the rear. - Heard your wife left you.
How upset you must be.
Well don't worry about her....
She moved in with me!
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