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Trouble Finding a Job
Trouble Finding a Job
The Top 13 Reasons You're Having Trouble Finding a Job:
- 13) You list "smokin' weed" as a hobby on the job application.
- 12) Instead of shaking hands, you ask them to "pull your finger."
- 11) All your answers are whispered into your ear by your sock puppet, "Socky."
- 10) You're not willing to risk being downsized since you're not so sure it really doesn't refer to your penis.
- 9) In your zealousness to pad, you claim 10 years of Java and 15 years of HTML.
- 8) After your interview tantrums, so-called "Equal Opportunity Employers" don't seem to be buying your "Tourette's Syndrome" excuse.
- 7) "Slashed co-workers with a broken coffee mug" doesn't look as impressive on your resume as you thought it would.
- 6) Even though Yanni sells all those records, there's no job market for "masters of the pan flute."
- 5) Small-minded employers find "alien abductions" unacceptable explanation for gaps in work history.
- 4) Too much time during your interview spent discussing your jihad, not enough on how you would perform as the new personnel counselor.
- 3) You show up at each interview wearing an aluminum foil suit "just in case of enemy attack."
- 2) Apparently, the high-priced-gigolo-to-Daycare-worker transition is one of the tougher ones.
and Number 1 Reason You're Having Trouble Finding a Job...
- 1) Still busy looking for the real killers.
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