Romance Points

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Romance Points

In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes & points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects-Sorry, that's the was the game is played.

Below are the point values assigned to different activities.

SIMPLE DUTIES:

You make sure there's plenty of gas in the car (+1)
You make sure there are barely enough fumes in the car to make it to the nearest gas station (-1)
You take out the recylables and stack them heatly by the curb (+1)
You take out the recylables at 4:30 AM just as the trck pulls away (-1)
You load the dishwasher whenever you dirty a dish (+1)
You leave dishes in the sink (-1)
You leave them under the bed (-5)
You leave the toilet seat up (-1)
You replace the toilet paper roll then it's empty (0)
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to kleenex (-1)
When the Kleenex runs out, you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom (-2)
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed but forget the decorative pillows (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it's something (+5)
You pummel it with a six iron (+10)
It's her father (-10)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS:

You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
Named Tiffany (-4)
When mingling you hold your mate's hand and gaze at her lovingly (+1)
When mingling you introduce her as "the ol' ball and chain," and pat her on the rump (-5)

SATURDAY AFTERNOON:

You go to the mall together (+3)
You go to the mall, drop her off at the entrance, then park the car (+4)
You go to the mall, drop her off at the entrance, then drive to a sporting event (-2)
You spend the day shopping for furniture and pretend to like it (+3)
You spend the day shopping for furniture and nap on a sectional (0)
You spend the day at a wholesale club, buying in bulk (+3)
Most of it snack food for wathing football games (-6)
You tackle a large household project, such as painting the den (+15)
or refinishing the floors (+16)
or rewiring the basement (+17)
or adding a second floor (+18)
or setting up a Nerf Ball hoop over the bathroom wastebasket (-6)
And you're tickled pink about it (-15)
You visit her parents (+1)
You visit her parents and actually make conversation (+3)
You visit her parents and stare vacantly at the television (-3)
And the television is off (-6)

HER BIRTHDAY:

You take her out to dinner (0)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
You go to a nice, pricey restaurant and hire a guitar player (+3)
You go to a pricey restaurant, hire a guitar player and get up and sing (+4)
And you stink (+2)
And you're not half bad (+5)
You get up and sing a Barry Manilow song, and you're escorted out to much applause (-2)
You give her a gift (0)
You give her a gift, and it's a small appliance (-10)
You give her a gift, and it's not a small appliance (+1)
You give her a gift and it isn't chocolate (+2)
You give her a gift that you'll be paying off for months (+30)
You wait until the last minute and but her a gift that day (-10)
With her credit card (-30)
And whatever you bought is two sizes too big (-40)

THOUGHTFULNESS:

You foget her birthday completely (-10)
You forget your anniversary (-20)
You forget to pick her up at the bus station (-25)
Which is in Newark, New Jersey (-35)
And the pouring rain dissolves her leg cast (-50)

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS:

Go out with a pal (-5)
And the pal is happily married (-4)
Or frighteningly single (-7)
And he drives a Trans Am (-10)

HER NIGHT OUT:

You watch the kids while she goes our with her annoying work friends (+5)
She goes out with her annoying work friends and she comes home late (+10)
You wait up (+15)

A NIGHT AT HOME:

You watch TV together (0)
You rent a movie (+1)
You rent a movie and it's Sense and Sensibility (+3)
It's Sense and Sensibility and you stay awake throughout (+5)
It's Sense and Sensibility and you fall asleep (-1)
It's Sense and Sensibility and you fall aslep and you drool (-2)

A NIGHT OUT:

You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie that she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie that you hate (anything with Susan Sarandon) (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It''s called Death Cop 3 (-7)

FLOWERS:

You buy her flowers only when it's expected (0)
You buy her flowers as a surprise (+5)
You give her wild flowers you've actually picked yourself (+10)
And she contracts Lyme disease (-25)

YOUR PHYSIQUE:

You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-5)

FINANCES:

You spend a lot of money on something impractical (-5)
Something she can't use (-10)
Such as a motorized model airplane (-20)
And your kid needs braces (-30)
In fact, all four of the kids need braces (-120)

DRIVING:

You lose the directions on a trip (-4)
You lose the directions and end up getting lost (-10)
You end up getting lost in a bad part of town (-15)
You get lost in a bad part of town and meet the locals up close and personal (-25)
She finds out you lied about having a black belt (-60)

THE BIG QUESTION:

She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) (Sensitive questions always start with a deficit)
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-25)

COMMUNICATION:
- When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
- When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes (+5)
- You listen for more than 30 minutes, without looking at the TV (+10)
- She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep (-10)
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