1.You wake up at 3
am to go to the bathroom, and stop to check your e-mail on the way back
to
bed.
2.You name your children Eudora,
Aol, and Dotcom.
3.You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just
pulled the plug on a
loved
one.
4.You spend half of
the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead
compartment.
5.You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.
6.You laugh at people with 14.4-baud modems. You start using smileys in your snail mail. :)
7.You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
8.You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
9.You can't call your mother...
She doesn't have a modem.
10.You check your mail. It says
"no new messages." So, you check it again.
11.You don't know what gender three of your closest friends are, because
they have neutral screen
names
and you never bothered to ask.
12.You move into a new house and
decide to Netscape before you landscape.
13.You tell the cab driver you
live at: http://1000.edison.garden/house/brick.html
14.You start tilting your head sideways when you smile.
