REN'S RULES
Life is hard.then you take a nap
Catnip rules!!
Never come when called.take a message and get back to them
Curiosity never killed anything execpt maybe a few hours
When in doubt,cop an attitude
Variety is the spice of life:one day ignore people,the next day annoy them
Climb your way to the top-that's what the drapes are for
Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.
Find your place in the sun-especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm,clean laundry
Make your mark in the world-or at least spray in each corner
When eating out,think nothing of sending back your meal twenty or thirty times
If you're not receiving enough attention,try knocking over several expensive antique lamps
Always give generously-a small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them "I care"