Adam & Eve   A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful.  Clearly, they are French." "No way!  They have no clothes and no shelter," the Russian points out, "They have only an apple to eat, and they are being told they live in a paradise.  Obviously, they are Russian." Unreasonable Eve Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.  When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around with other women."  she charged. "You're being unreasonable," Adam responded.  "You're the only woman on Earth." The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve. "What do you think you're doing?"  Adam demanded. "Counting your ribs," replied Eve.