The Princess & The Frog Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.  The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom, and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so." That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she kept laughing and saying, "I don't think so." So Funny! Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some don't have film. Save the whales.  Collect the whole set. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Back up my hard drive?  How do I put it in reverse? I just got lost in thought.  It was unfamiliar territory. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. She's always late.  Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower. You have the right to remain silent.  Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.