MARTY PAZ

Armed bank robbery; wearing a belt and suspenders; selling non-regulation hockey pucks to minors; disection with intent to snack; sending dirty letters to Debbie Gibson; failure to yeild.


Date of Photograph Unknown

Aliases: Marty Ten Toes, Gorgeous Marty, Marty The Honey Bear, Sensei Paz, Hackerpoopy, Doctor Zauis, Lollipop Pete, Lisa Lisa, Bing Crosby III, Asada Man, Ayatollah Marty, & Carlos. 

DESCRIPTION

Date of Birth: 1973 Hair: Black
Place of Birth: Bassett Eyes: Brown
Height: 3'11" to 5'9" Complexion: Peach
Weight: Approx 215 pounds Sex: Male
Build: Ectomorph Nationality: Varied
Occupations: Rodeo clown, mountaineer, cobbler, fetish model, pastry chef, Bruno Kirby impersonator, salvage diver. 
Remarks:  Loses temper when hearing the following phrase: "Jenny Jones is the Messiah."  Has been known to frequent small-town libraries and write "Check out this waterlilly, baby" in the bindings of religious texts.  
Scars and Marks: Tattoo of Don Rickles on inner left thigh.  Tattoo of Robin Givens on right buttuck.  Tattoo "Todd Ta Ta Todd" on right ankle.  

CAUTION

MARTY PAZ IS WANTED IN CONNECTION WITH THE AUGUST 7, 1993, ROBBERY OF THE WEST COOTERVILLE, KY, FARMER'S BANK AND POSSUM PARLOR.  


CONSIDERED ARMED AND A TAD BIT DANGEROUS

IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL FBI OFFICE OR THE NEAREST U.S. EMBASSY OR CONSULATE.

REWARD

The Banking and Possum Farmers Association of Greater Kentucky is offering a reward of up to $109 for information leading directly to the apprehension or conviction of Marty Paz.


October 2001