HIGH SCHOOL WITCHES
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Set: museum and they(Faith…and 2 warlocks are with her) are looking at a big rock in side this rock is a SARCOPHAGUS


Faith: it's a big rock?…I can't wait to tell me friends they don't have a rock this big…?

Inca: the SARCOPHAGUS is in side the rock

Flash: tell me why we turned her evil?…and gave her extra powers…?

Inca: because the 4 aren't 4 with out her and they can't kill someone they love……and Brad or Xander will not…Brad loves her…and If Xander kills her Jess will be put off.

Flash: so why not Jess…or Anne or Shalene?

Inca: the boys…what would stop Brad…not Jess….And if we did get Jess the plan would be done already…she's to strong to fall for evil which gives me an idea…..




Set: shop


Brad: (as Anne & Shalene walks in) I had no luck did you find her

Anne: no…did you let Jess & Xander go off together?

Brad: yeah…why?

Shalene: think….

Brad: still don't get it…should we look for them?

Anne: yeah in every utility closet for miles (they walk in)

Jess: we are back…no luck

Anne: you did look?…

Brad: wha….oh I get it now….

Jess: yeah I looked….and found this(pulls a paper out)

Anne: (looking at the news paper clipping) big rock?

Xander: Brad…that's the SARCOPHAGUS!!!

Brad: we're in trouble

Anne: it could be a trick?

Brad: what?

Jess: typical museum trick, promise human sacrifice, deliver old pots and pans

Xander: if it is a trick then oh well if it's the real thing when it opens all the good witches are sucked into HELL forever to burn.

Jess: ouch….should we look some more?

Xander: yeah….at the museum….




Set: museum….they are looking at the SARCOPHAGUS


Xander: and to the left we have…..a sword collection and to the right we have the SARCOPHAGUS….with a Ps of Faith the evil/good witch of the North….(Faith picks up the sword…Jess: uses her powers to pick up anther sword)

Jess: look I don't want to hurt you…(Faith throws the sword and picks up anther one….Jess...dodges the sword) Don't mean I wont

Faith: Jess you weakling you need you friends?….Shalene….Anne …Brad…Xander….all of you leave NOW!!!(all but Xander do)

Xander: I'm not afraid of you Faith…..I'll stay until one of you gives in. (Faith and Jess fight Sword clashing running dodging flipping spinning etc….then Faith knocks the sword out of Jess's hand and backs Jess against the wall)

Faith: well….well…well no weapons…..no friends….no hope…..take all that away and what do you got?(Faith plunges the sword in to Jess and right before it hits her jess grabs the sword)

Jess: Faith…there is Me…and I still have Love….you left out family (they fight and fight until right in front of the SARCOPHAGUS…Faith pulls out the lock and the mouth starts to open…Jess draws the sword and right before she runs Faith through…)

Jess: take me instead…..(the demon leaves Faith and enters Jess…just as the SARCOPHAGUS sucks Jess in to the mouth)

Xander: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!




set: shop


Brad: I want to know what happened

Anne: try happily ever after (Faith walks in)

Faith: (crying) she….and…..it…and he….for me….

Slahene: what read her mind Anne

Anne: (reading her mind) They fought…Jess made deal with demon and……oh my….nooo noo Jess is dead (Xander bust in)

Xander: not for long…..this spell brings her back

Anne: lets do it

Brad: no you can't the demon it will come back in her she'd be like Faith and be 2 times as evil

Xander: listen she would do it for you..now Friend….brother…. help me

Shalene: your brothers? (they shake there heads yes)

Anne: I'm in

Shalene: me 2

Xander: in it form the start

Brad: I have a better idea….I need blood of you 3 and some one she loves….Xander?

Xander: Hit it




Set: middle of spell


Brad: I give the blood of friends and lovers….and ask her return to the world as she left it…..pray the witches of life will except…..

Xander: well did it work? (nothing happens….until all look at Brad…and….Jess walks in..note: she is evil)

Jess: well…look what I've found…..the loser portal…. And their leader!

Shalene: and this was suppose to help the situation?

Anne: I was going for important….but now I'm looking at worse

Jess: now….this is no way to treat me now I'm mad….(she uses her powers to shut all doors and lock them)….Xander?….now why do you hang out with losers.. oh yeah you're a loser to….. same….you could be so much more….or not…you and your brother?…losers lane

Brad: I brought you here and I can put you back…..

Jess: keep your pants on….now this outfit sucks so bye…(she leaves)

Faith: I did not act like that…..did I…

Xander: 2 time, as bad….find guns…..now!!!




Set: warehouse….the 2 demons are there


Inca: Flash…we are so much in trouble…we need to get a new power….who's…and…how?(Jess walks in.. she is dressed in all black..tigh leather..pants and...shrit...it just cuts off above her breast)

Jess: oh no…more losers

Flash: have…..Am I seeing things....or is that?

Inca: that is…….what are you doing here?....come to kill us?

Jess: now now if I under stand it you 2 are why I'm like this….

Flash: yeah

Jess: and you tried to kill me……yeah I remember….so yeah...I'm here to kill you but how long and pain full is undecided …so you're my slaves until then…unless you feel than this is unfair?

Inca: no it's fair..




Set: shop…just Xander & Brad


Xander: what about this spell(pointing to the book)

Brad: no...but this one looks good (pointing to the page on the net)

Xander: it erases her memory….

Brad: what if she finds a better one….

Xander: and I'm not in it?

Brad: Make up your mind Xander do you want a girl friend or an Evil girlfriend

Xander: what did you say?

Brad: do you want a girl friend or an Evil girlfriend

Xander: what about that spell about 200 years ago we tried…to make another worrier

Brad: yeah but the watcher has to dooo…I am the am the watcher…who?

Xander: well it needs to be good

Brad: (smiles) some one she trust?….and can't hurt….and loves?

Xander: are you thinking of some one?

Brad: well…if you….(Xander realize what he's talking about)

Xander: ME!!!!????!!!!

Brad: well if you volunteer…and the worrier does last forever…just until you die…

Xander: NO……NO……NO(later getting ready for the spell) How do you talk me in to this…first with love spell then with the truth thing…and now I'm a worrier…gee look at me….faller for anything

Brad: Xander!

Xander: what?

Brad: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!




Set: the next day


Brad: ready?

Xander: for what death? (girls walk in)

Faith: man killing bad guy with out a super power is hard…and it sucks

Shalene: 3 hours....last night

Brad: how many was their?

Anne: 1…3 hours on 1…..1…so how was you night….find a cure?

Brad: maybe…we are going to send Xander in as an evil guy but good and have him get some spells…etc

Faith: it should be one of us with powers and…etc

Xander: oh yeah Brad found a new worrier…?

Anne: who?

Brad: Xander…haaa…ha?

Faith: ok 3 minutes ago I thought like couldn't get worse….I was wrong

Xander: well how do you think I feel……..she could just kill me ……or worse….she…might…..do some thing stupid

Brad: this coming from the guy how tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order?

Xander: at less I didn't think Boyz II Men was a day care center…. And thinks Taco Bell in a Mexican phone company

Brad: you asked for a price check at the dollar store….

Xander: you tried to drown a fish and……

Faith: SHUTUP NOW!!!!!!!…lets just get this over with




Set: warehouse….Jess….and Inca & Flash are there


Jess: you dead guys are boring …dance…or sing…or hay I could. …..Kill you (Xander walks in)

Xander: or you could let me

Jess: what are doing here?

Xander: I'm free…I've always hated Brad….and his prefect ways

Jess: yeah…I'm supposed to think your evil?

Xander: you don't have to…would you like a drink? (he holds out his hand and a drink appears in it…he drinks it)

Flash: I don't think you really evil

Jess: (to flash) don't you have an else where to be?

Xander: yeah….we need to plan my massacre…

Jess: now I know your evil! ?

Xander: yeah…..good as new…or bad as old…or bad as new?

Jess: great…evil and stupid

Xander: why don't your tag-a-longs leave wile we plan?

Jess: welllll….?…ok(Flash and Inca leave)

Xander: any ideas?

Jess: your for real?

Xander: deadly….?




Set: shop


Brad: and?

Anne: I've read every book 5 or 6 times and nothing….

Faith: nothing

Shalene: sorry….nothing here

Brad: Xander will not last long…




Set: warehouse


Xander: my stupid brother will not see this coming…he'll probably get stabbed in a shoot out (Jess laughs)oh a laugh?…this is new

Jess: we'll being evil….is one thing….being evil and in love with someone good is anther

Xander: someone good?

Jess: or well he was good now your all mine…(Xander looks at a book)

Xander: hoo a spell?….(reading the spell) ho my love your word is my command…roses are red violets are blue...you are evil and I am good….take this demon and be gone or trash thi's loving heart on the floor….(as he reads Jess grabs her throat and falls on the floor When he turns he sits to her side not knowing what he did) are you ok?

Jess: ye…ah(Jess is good now and thinks Xander is evil...so both are good thinking the other is not)look can you meet me later some where else….I'm going to the…corner of…walk and don't walk (Jess leaves)




Set: Faith's house


Faith: good night mom

MOM: night(leaves…as she does Jess come thou the window)

Jess: Faith don't scream or be sacred...it's the good me

Faith: what happen

Jess: not sure….but Xander's a new power…he thinks of it…it appears

Faith: really?

Jess: hate he fact I have to kill him

Faith: what?

Jess:(getting ready to leave) he's evil…so their fore he must die…there is no cure….trust me…where I was evil I was willing to become a freak to love him freely....I must go now

Faith: (as Jess leaves) wait he's not…..man….Brad (runs and gets dressed)




Set: shop


Faith: (banging on the door) brad…BRAD….BRAD…Xander will die if you don't hurry…(he opens in he's boxes)

Brad: what?

Faith: Jess is good…and thinks Xander is evil….

Brad: HAAA that's got to be funny both pretending

Faith: Xander…dose know that she's good and is KILLING evil once more

Brad: (still laughing) ..HAAAaa….a...WHAT?

Faith: Jess thinks she must kill Xander…to stop the killing and….oh no…the massacre…..he's a dead man!!!




Set: warehouse


Xander: what?

Flash: Jess went to Faith's

Inca: but why is what I want to know…(Jess walks ins tears are rolling down her face buy she talks clear)

Jess: Xander (he smiles) Meow Mix is not a CD for cats….Eartha Kitt is not a set of garden tools….and you don't need stamps on faxes…..

Xander: (still smiling) OOOKKK?!?

Jess: just some facts you had wrong...and I'm sorry for having to kill you…(he lose he's smile fast)

Xander: What???

Jess: (walking up to him and backing him in the corner ) I love you..(she draws back the sowed and………Brad runs in)

Brad: STOP!!!! Jess he's not evil…we was just wanting the evil you to think that

Xander: your not evil?

Jess: no but thought you was (they hug…) Inca… Flash…you stared this….turned my friend evil….made me almost kill her and my boy friend now you must die

Inca: run(they run wile Jess and Xander and Brad go home? )




Set: shop next day


Xander: then Brad came running in yelling tell her not run me throw.. that I was good…and all this so we relives what had happened and came home..

Jess: after treating Inca and Flash

Brad: (to Faith) nice rescue?

Faith: yeah boxer boy

Xander: HAAA…boxer boy

Brad: you thought a quarterback was a refund

Xander: you thought General Motors was in the army

Brad: you thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday

Xander: Under "education" on your job application, you put Hooked On Phonics."

Brad: tripped over a cordless phone

Xander: spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said concentrate

Brad: They had to burn the school down to get you out of third grade

Xander: At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put Sagittarius

Brad: It takes you two hours to watch "60 Minutes."

Xander: studied for a blood test-and failed

Brad: thought you needed a token to get on "Soul Train."

Xander: sold the car for gas money!

Brad: When you saw the "NC-17 under 17 not admitted," you went home and got 16 friends.

Xander: When you heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, you moved..

Brad: I was becoming a watcher

Xander: When you missed the 44 bus, you took the 22 bus twice instead.

Brad: When you went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," you turned around and went home.

Xander: you got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. We'll miss you.

Jess: then I came blow both of you up and ended the conversion

Other 3: thank u!!!!!!!




Set: shop just Brad & Xander


Brad: Xander?

Xander: Brad?

Brad: I....uh.....I.....no

Brad: Xander?

Xander: (smiles) Brad?

Brad: I...uh...I...no (Xander rolls his eyes and finishes reading)

Brad: Xander?

Xander: what...just say it.

Brad: do you think Faith likes me?

Xander: the love messenger? ...hmmm....(he starts laughing)

Brad: ooh come on your in love with Hercules mixed with a little Xena worrier princess....

Xander: love POISON? no. 9

Brad: yeah!!!!

Xander: get that look off you face...(realizes what Brad is thinking) NO!!!! NO!!!!!NO!!!!!

Brad: but you can think of any thing and it appears...even this

Xander: anything?......?

Brad: now your worrying me?.....what are you thinking?

Xander: what about people?

Brad: like who?

Xander: I....I....Jess?

Brad: no...one...she's in school...two...it would look strange if she just disappeared in class...3...one and 2 should be enough

Xander: lets try? (he losses his eye and Jess appears) it worked

Jess: what worked?

Xander: thinking power works on people

Jess: I was his test rabbit? (sarcastically smile) Xander...I was in the middle of a math test...if I fail this test I fail the year (Xander closed he eyes and a paper appears in his hands...he hands is to her)....what's this

Xander: your math test? (Brad struggles not to die of laughing wile Jess hit Xander with the paper) ouch...careful I might get a paper cut

Jess: I got to get back to class before they miss me (she leaves)

Brad: uho!

Xander: what?

Brad: get ready for change

Xander: why?

Brad: how long did you think this would last...the I love you stage of life is hitting in...unlike you she will grow old...with someone

Xander: is this to me or are you mad at yourself for loving Faith and that's your reason for not making the moves?

Brad: both.......tell me aging why we said we would do this

Xander: do what?

Brad: the older witches and when they put the spell on us of immortality

Xander: we killed one of them

Brad: maybe we shouldn't have

Xander: he raped and killed our mother...I would do it aging and aging if I had the chance.....I'm going for a walk bye

Brad: bye (Xander leaves)




Set: school class room Jess and Faith are their no one else


Jess: you have a crush on Brad?

Faith: yeah.....is that bad.....?

Jess: I uh...uh

Faith: he is older....

Jess: oh please he had a set of bicentennials...

Faith: mmmmmuuuuuhhhh

Jess: ooooh sorry

Faith: but that's not stopping you with Xander now is it

Jess: no....but it kills me

Faith: how?

Jess: I do every thing .....

Faith: what?

Jess: trying to be me....be normal at home.....be good in school...be a friend.....be the protector of the earth....yet still be a girl friend

Faith: your good at what you do

Jess: "and all for the one you love" I was raised on that saying and I want to try it with out that

Faith: the end just like that

Jess: let's go a way

Faith: from life

Jess: yeah...let's not finish school today

Faith: skip?...you can have fun(girl walks in [prep])

Amy: oh look fashionably challenged crew

Jess: bite me

Amy: shut up before I hurt you

Jess: what are you going to do throw you hair brush at me

Faith: or run crying to your boyfriend...with your over stuffed bra...you preps are all the same

Jess: a mix of hookers...waitress...motels...and actress...

Amy: your really chapping for (beep) of the year aren't you?

Jess: as defending champion are you nevus(Amy leaves)bye(Jess leaves)




Set: park Xander is walking and he see Jess


Xander: hi

Jess: hey....we need to talk

Xander: yeah I figured that

Jess: theirs a saying "and all for the one you love"

Xander: yes I've heard it

Jess: I used to live by it

Xander: used?

Jess: I have to know I can or if I can't live with out it

Xander: I don't by that

Jess: you have to

Xander: and if you Can't

Jess: then I Can't

Xander: and if you can't and you want to get back together then what will you do when I say no

Jess: I just need to know that I have more than one thing to live for....and I can't do that with you ....

Xander: not to be very mean but get away form me

Jess: fine(she turn but stops when he calls)

Xander: jess

Jess: (turns) what

Xander: I will

Jess: will what?

Xander: say no...even if you can't

Jess: oh but Xander.....I can (she runs off)

Xander: you hope




Set: later that day Xander is still walking


Xander: I wish I could relive that minute I would not have been so mean she hates me now(A GIRL WALKS UP)

AMY: Hello

Xander: hi

Amy: I'm Amy

Xander: Alexander....but friends call Xander

Amy: Xander?

Xander: I didn't say you could call Xander

Amy: look you just looked like you could use a friend

Xander: FRIEND?




Set: shop Brad is alone


(faith walk in and stands they stare at each other for a sec then Anne runs in)

Anne: Xander's a dead man

Faith: yeah him and Jess broke up

Brad: what?

Faith: she need to know that if he....she can with out him

Anne: he moves fast

Faith: what?(Jess walks in) and....

Jess: I think he missed under stood me

Brad: any luck on the with out stage

Jess: may be I should give up because ever sense then all I can think about is being with him...

Anne: you could get back with him if...

Jess: if?

Anne: you could get passed Amy's short skirt and tight shirts...and he's old fashion charm...wile their walking arm and arm

Jess: I'm going home...(she leaves)

Brad: Xander you stupid fool

Faith: what are we going to do

Brad: we?

Faith: she my friend and I will not set back and do nothing (Xander walks in) You stupid low down pain in the BUTT!!!!(She leaves with Anne)

Brad: Amy?

Xander: news travels fast?

Brad: Anne saw

Xander: I better go tell her not to tell Jess

Brad: to late

Xander: your not serous?

Brad: yeah...and uh she can't

Xander: what?

Brad: live with out you...she said ever sense she left you all she can think about is being with you

Xander: maybe I should go to her and ask for anther chance

Brad: sure if you could get passed Amy's short skits and tight shirts...your old fashion charm and you walking arm and arm....I think those where how Anne said you two where

Xander: ? she told Jess this

Brad: yeah

Xander: I blow it didn't I

Brad: you both did




Set: the next day at school Jess is in girl locker room alone.


(Amy walks in and locks the door her friends are with her..2)

Amy: so you and "Xander" broke up?....(Jess keeps filling out a chart) it must kill you to know I'm the new woman in he's life

Jess: Amy if you chouse to date him date him(she brakes the pencil) but leave me out of your preppy pain the butt ways

Amy: well your just mad because I'm better than you just ask Xander(Jess close her eyes and the window explodes and a pieces fly and slaps Amy a cross her face...she screams runs out and in too the nurse's room wile her "friends" follow)

Jess: if it's helps you sleep at night




Set: park Xander is meeting Brad there when Amy walks up


Amy: hi

Xander: what happen to your face?

Amy: the mirror explode

Xander: what?

Amy: I was talking to my friends when Jess comes in and says a few things then

Xander: Jess?

Amy: mh

Xander: Man

Amy: can I meet you for lunch tomorrow at school

Xander:.......Yeah.........?




Set: out side the Mall


Clay: you must be Jessica?

Jess: I only answer to Jess....

Clay: about 100...150 years me and your boyfriend Xander, got in to a large fight and swore to be enemies forever....but Brad and me are good friends and I'm looking for his shop

Jess: I'm not Xander's girl friend any more but a friend of Brad's.......you can tag along with me I'm headed their after I finish my errands

Clay: fine

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