Questions that make you go hmmm..

• If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
  
  
• If corn oil comes from com, where does baby oil come from?
  
  
• When a cow laughs does milk come up its nose?
  
  
• How did a fool and his money GET together?
  
  
• How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
  
  
• If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
  
  
• What's another word for thesaurus?
  
  
• Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injection?
  
  
• Why is abbreviation such a long word?
  
  
• Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
  
  
• How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
  
  
• Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
  
  
• When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
  
  
• Do blind eskimos have seeing eye sled dogs?
  
  
• Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
  
  
• What do they use to ship styrofoarn?
  
  
• Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
  
  
• Do radioactive cats have 18 half lives?
  
  
• If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
  
  
• What was the best thing before sliced bread?
  
  
• Why are things transported by sea called cargo and things transported by land called a shipment?
  
  
• Why aren't airplanes made out of the same material that black boxes are made of?
  
  
• If you tied a piece of buttered bread face-up on the back of a cat and pushed the cat off a table what would happen?