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I'd been invited to my best friends 14th birthday
party and because she was having a big, glam disco, i decided to wear a
pair of false eyelashes.
Anway,
while everyone was dancing away, her mom came up to me and shouted,"I've
got some cream u could use for those dark hairs above your lips!"
Wondering what on earth she meant, i rushed to the toilet to look in the
mirror. To my sheer horror, one of my false eyelashes had glued itself
to my top lip! I've never lived it down!
*
Last Month our school held a variety show,
the highlight of which was going to be four boys dressing up as the Teletubbies!
When the day of the preformane arrived, they were gutted to find that the
boy playing Po had sprained his ankle-and guess who had to take this place?
I
had to wear all red and even my hair was sprayed red for the part! To top
it off, as we bounced nervously on stage to the sounds of the Teletubbies
theme tune, I accidentally let out the noisiest fart ever! Everyone burst
out laughing and i got a round of a applause! My nick-name's been Stinky
Winky or Poo ever since!
*
I had to wake up early to go to the dentist.
I was running late, so i just grabbed a pair of jeans from a pile of clothes
on the floor. When the nurse called my name at the dentist's, I started
to go in and noticed her staring at the floor with a funny look on her
face. Then she said 'Umm, are those yours?'I turned around and saw a pair
of my underwear in the middle of the waiting room floor (I guess they were
caught in my jeans). My mom picked them up and put them in her purse while
i just stood there. I was so embarrassed!
*
A few weeks ago my sister Katie and I went to the shops to buy a Boyzone
CD. While i was in the queue, one of my fave songs came on and I started
singing along."I find you very attractive.Will you go to bed with me?"The
man in front suddenly turned round and said,"Do u mind, I'm a happily married
man!"He thought i was talking to him!
*I
was at my cousins house and we had to go to church. I didn't have anything
nice to wear, so i borrowed a skirt from my aunt. In the car i realized
the zipper was broken, so i had to hold up the skirt with my hand. After
church we went to a bakery and while i reached for a pastry, i forgot and
let go...and my skirt slid down to my ankles! if that wasn't embarrassing
enough there were holes in my underwear!
