No moving parts, no batteries.
It can't be stolen, won't pollute,
Relieves your tension and your stress,
Your circulation it corrects
{and, of course, fully returnable!}
Author Unknown
No monthly payments and no fees;
Inflation proof, nontaxable,
In fact, it's quite relaxable.
One size fits all, does not dilute.
It uses little energy,
But yields results enormously.
Invigorates your happiness,
Combats depression, makes you beam,
And elevates your self-esteem.
Without unpleasant side effects.
It is, I think, the perfect drug;
May I prescribe, my friend ... the hug!
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