candy genocide

Earlier, I had realized that chocolate hearts are not the only evil confection. I had created a logo for a CafePress store, that said "Candy Genocide", next to a heart with "Heart Nazis" scrawled inside. I started thinking. Choco-hearts aren't the only inebible candy. We should hunt and prosecute all other vile creations like this. And thus, the faction known as Candy Genocide was born. We're here to torture anything else we find to be completely disgusting that tries to hide behind the name 'candy'.

Known Culprits

Russel Stover's PB&J cups --these taste worse than the hearts
ChupaChups lollipops --possibly the most foul-tasting candy on a stick ever, though I must give them some credit for putting cheap hooks on the ends at Christmastime so they could be hung on trees
Creamsicle Candy Twists - "Oranges 'n Cream" --this saddens me. it's orange cream, but it tastes bad.

Heart Nazis
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