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Cordelia Quotes
I've compiled the best Cordelia (and only Cordelia) quotes of season one. Enjoy.

Well, judging by the outfit, I guess it’s safe to come in. Evil Angel would’ve never worn those pants.
(Eternity)

You can always tell when he’s happy. His scowl is slightly less scowly.
(about Angel, in Five by Five)

Angel is the Dark Avenger. Only not too dark. Happy dark.
(Eternity)

Laura thought you hated her, ok? I had to tell her you were challenged.
(to Angel, in She)

Oh, look who’s here. Can I get you something? A knife to our throats so you can run away?
(to Jhiera, in She)

He’s good now. And he is my friend. And nothing you or anyone else can do will make me turn on a friend.
(about Angel, in Somnambulist)

Oh, this is Doyle. He, uh, air quotes “works here”.
(In the Dark)

Get this, I tried to call Doyle – I sunk that low – and there was no answer. So, here I am. Not that you were a last resort, just that I had nowhere else to go.
(Room with a View)

What do you think I am, superficial? I mean, you’re half demon. That is so far down the list – way under short, and poor.
(Hero)

You don’t know who he is, do you? Oh, boy, you’re about to get your ass kicked!
(about Angel, in City Of)

I'm from Sunnydale. We had our own Hellmouth. I think I know a vampire when I . . . am alone with him in his fortress-like home. And you know, I think I'm just feeling a little light-headed from hunger. I'm just wacky. And kidding! (laughs nervously)
(City Of)