"War Zone" Quotes

Cordelia: I like to smell the money sometimes.
Angel: She's not just saying that. Hide some in the office sometime, and watch her. (laughs) It's uncanny.

Angel: You know, for some reason, I'm getting the impression you don't like me too much. (pulls dart out of his hand) Maybe I'm just overreacting.

Cordelia: Uh, why don't you ask him, and I'll check for taps?
Wesley: Because you can imagine him as a scantily clad, buff, young stud. While I'm stuck with the naked truth.

James: (After everyone sees he has let Angel in) I suck, ok?

Angel: Look, I can help you. Unless, of course, death is what you're after. Then you're on your own.
Gunn: I'm always on my own.

Cordelia: (after she opens the door that Angel was struggling to get open from the inside) Trying to open that? The locked you in, huh?
Angel: No, I just love old meat lockers.
Wesley: You should have tried to call us on your cell phone. You probably forgot you had it.
Angel: (taking out his cell phone) Those things hardly ever work. Besides, it was just a lot easier and quicker to just . . . Look, I'm the boss here. I say when we use the cell phones, and people are gonna die, and I have to go.

Alonna: You are the one who's falling now. Let me catch you.

Angel: Here's the deal. You can go.
Knox: What?
Angel: If you go now, and I never see any of you again, you get to live.
Knox: (laughs) Are you high?
Angel: LA's my territory, you'll want to stay out of it for the rest of your eternal lives. These kids, my town, off limits from now on.
Knox: Who the Hell are you? You know who you're talking to here, fool?
Angel: The name's Angelus. (stakes him) I wasn't actually talking to you.

Gunn: What you doin' here?
Angel: Skulking. Professionally.