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Ultimate Cast Quotes - Season One

Note: I've put together the best cast quotes of the first season. That involves anything with at least two of the four main characters (Angel, Cordy, Doyle, Wesley). For more really good quotes with including Sarah Michelle Gellar and Eliza Dushku, check out I Will Remember You, Five By Five, and Sanctuary.


Cordy: Are you still, um, grrr?
Angel: Yeah, there's not actually a cure for that.
~City Of

Doyle: Hey, you know, maybe we should go over this thing again of you getting out in the world and involving yourself with people. It’s Friday night. It’s the most social night of the week! A couple of lookers like us should be out there enjoying the nightlife. Not sitting here in the dark like some kind of . . .
Angel: Some kind of vampire?
Doyle: Well, yeah. I was going to say Slacker, but, yeah, to you, Mr. Obvious.
~Lonely Hearts

Angel: I know you guys have been working hard, I mean, cooped up inside a lot, and to show my appreciation, I was thinking. The night being, you know, young and all, that the three of us coul, well, should, maybe go out . . . you know . . . for fun.
Cordelia: Or, we could go home.
Doyle: And you could sit in the dark alone.
Angel: God, yes. Thankyou.
~Lonely Hearts

Doyle: He likes playing the hero, - walking off into the dark with his long coat flowing behind him in a mysterious and attractive way.
Cordy: Is this a private moment? Because I can leave you alone.
~I Fall To Pieces

Doyle: (re-enacting the fight scene earlier) I'm the one you followed. It's me you want. (makes fighting noises) Fangs for the memories vamp man. (turns around and sees Cordy) Hey, I was just . . . You know that wasn't --
Cordy: An incrediable spaz attack? Good.
~The Bachelor Party

Cordy: They were just dreams, Angel. They weren't even your dreams. It didn't mean anything.
Angel: But I enjoyed it.
Cordy: It'd probably be ok if you never mentionned that part, ever, again.
~Somnambulist

Wesley: I also packed along a Word Puzzle 3-D, if either of you has the nerve to take me on.
Cordy: Gee, Wesley, I'd love to, but unlike you, I'm not in my 80s quite yet.
~Expecting

Wesley: No one's more fond of Cordelia than I, but if she wants to go gallavanting with those doxies --
Angel: I think they liked you.
Wesley: Really? I didn't mean doxy in a sexually prominiscuous sense, exactly. You don't think sticking the ax in the wall put them off?
Angel: That was charming.
Wesley: What about the fact that they thought we were gay?
Angel: Adds mystery.
~Expecting

Cordy: I learned, um, men are evil? Oh wait, I knew that. I learned that LA is full of self-serving phonies. Nope, I had that one down too. Uh . . . sex is bad?
Angel: We all knew that.
~Expecting

Cordy: But who do we exorcise? Which one's a demon?
Angel: The father seemed kinda off. They were afraid of him.
Wesley: A father doesn't have to be possesed to terrorize his children. He just has to . . . (stops when he realizes Angel and Cordy are looking at him)
(Come on! Didn't this just make you feel so bad for him? *Angelgirl's heart goes out to Wes*)
~I've Got You Under My Skin

Wesley: For your information, I lead a rich and varied social life.
Cordelia: Oh, I know. Every night it's Jeopardy, followed by Wheel of Fortune and a cup of cocoa. Look out, girls, this one can't be tamed.
~The Ring

Angel: And I think we did a good thing here tonight.
Wesley: Yes. We set the captives free.
Cordelia: Well, actually, didn't we set a bunch of demons free?
Wesley: Oh, well, technically, yes.
(All look at the demons defeatedly)
~The Ring

Angel: Cordelia. You're here. And with a cross.
Cordelia: And along with three double half-caf, non-fat, skinny lattes.
Angel: And a cross.
Cordelia: Well, judging by the outfit, I guess it's safe to come in. Evil Angel would've never worn those pants.
~Eternity

Cordy: (takes out water) Back off!
Angel: (laughs) What are you going to do? Melt me?
Cordy: One more step and you'll find out. You think this is just water?
Angel: You're bluffing.
Cordy: Am I? You don't think I wasn't ready for this, do you? That I wasn't prepared for it? Why do you think I have a stake stashed in my desk - a cross in my bag? I think about this happening every single day.
Angel: That's just drinking water.
Cordy: Fresh from a mountain spring, delivered right to our door, -- then blessed every second Tuesday by Father Mackie, the local parish priest, while you're down in the Batcave, sleeping off the better part of the day. You don't believe me? Have some!
(she throws it at him, and he turns away, shielding himself from the impending pain. He then looks up at her, realizing it's just water)
Cordy: And the Oscar goes to . . .
~Eternity

Wesley: Seems you're taking this personally.
Angel: Well, you know, she tried to shoot my own personal back, so, yeah.
Wesley: Did she do something to Buffy?
(Go, Wes! Who knew he understood Angel so well?)
Angel: Giles just said it was rough.
Wesley: I'm sorry. But if you let emotion control you right now, one of you will certainly end up dead.
Angel: Well, that's what the lady wants.
Wesley: That's not good enough. She's not a demon, Angel. She's a sick, sick girl. If there's even a chance she can be reasoned with -
Angel: There was. Last year I had a shot at saving her. I was pulling her back from the brink when some British guy kidnapped her and made damn sure that she'd never trust another living soul.
Cordelia: Angel, it's not Wesley's fault that some British guy ruined you - oh, wait. That was you. Go on.
~Five by Five

Cordelia: (after she opens the door that Angel was struggling to get open from the inside) Trying to open that? They locked you in, huh?
Angel: No, I just love old meat lockers.
Wesley: You should have tried to call us on your cell phone. You probably forgot you had it.
Angel: (taking out his cell phone) Those things hardly ever work. Besides, it was just a lot easier and quicker to just . . . . Look, I'm the boss here. I say when we use the cell phones, and people are gonna die, and I have to go.
~War Zone

Angel: I remember what that was like. Sometimes I miss that clarity.
Cordelia: But, not the trying to kill your friends and family part, right?
~Blind Date

Wesley: . . . They consider life and death the same thing. It's part of a cycle. Only, a thing that's not alive never dies. I-It's saying that you get to live until you die. It's saying . . . it's saying, you become human.
Cordelia: That's the prophecy?
Wesley: (Reading from the scroll) "The vampire with a soul, once he fulfills his destiny, will Shanshu" - become human.
~To Shanshu In LA