Okay, I admit that it's not actually my birthday today. However, I'm celebrating today because I'm not going to be here on my birthday; I shall be away in Peru having a great deal of fun. But for you poor persons left here in England, I just thought I'd let you think it's my birthday today so you can send presents and email cards. The address is Fishyfishman@aol.com. I await the cards eagerly.
Unfortunately, I don't quite know what to write about now that I've got that little introductory paragraph out of the way. I know. Dairy Milk.
Dairy Milk is a chocolate bar made by Cadbury's, although I'm fairly sure you're aware of that. It is rather tasty. I shall endeavour to eat a lot of it in the near future. However, that's about all I have to say about that. Moving swiftly on, I think I'll end this article right now before it gets even more embarrassing. I've obviously got nothing to write about, and trying to force it doesn't help. The end.