- by David King [or so I assume: it's signed 'anon, oxford brookes uni', but David King is the only person I know from Oxford Brookes Uni, so I thought I'd name and shame him - Owen]
A few weeks ago i went to a whores and pimps party in the heart of New Collage Oxford. the idea being that everyone dresses up as a whore or a pimp. the night started well, myself, Welsh Ian and his girlfriend, Welsh Emma, started drinking in Emma's room. deciding it would be cheeper to drink befor we went out, we downed some intoxicating fluid called "vvoidkar". feeling slightly inhibriated someone decided that i would look better as a hooker than as a pimp. before i knew it i was stood wearing turquoise lepard print tights, a denim mini skirt, bra stuffed with bog roll, stupidly tight top and full makeup. as the party developed it became obvious that to some of the pimps were so drunk they thought that i was actualy a girl and started dancing in a manner i can only describe as "slimey". the only plus being the greater attention of the other hookers.
so heed this warning. if you do have to drink vvoidkar do it away from womens clothes, as you look like a silly billy walking through centeral oxford dressed like a lady of the night.
there are photos which i will attempt to keep under lock and key.
so when doing studenty things, think of the consiquenses befor its too late!
anon, oxford brookes uni, male.