- by Owen Morton
Often your subconscious can be trying to tell you something. I intend to help your subconscious reveal what it wants to say. All you have to do is, totally at random, click on one of the following words, and you will find out what your personality is really like, deep down. It really works as well, you know. I had it checked out with the British Psychology Institute (if such a body exists) before I posted it up here, and they approved it. So it must be true.
By the way, the reason there are so few words here is that the actual point of this article is to test out the links that make you be able to jump to different points within articles. If it works, and if I see fit, you might see more stuff like this in future.
If you clicked on 'Amorphous', it means that you have a very amorphous personality. It is without distinct shape, which means that people may find it difficult to like you. Best thing for you to do is to stop being amorphous as quickly as possible, then go and make sure you have some friends.
Clicking on 'Gesticulation' is a very silly thing to have done. Don't you realise that this means you gesticulate an awful lot? If you were doing this properly, then your subconscious is saying that you really need to stop. If, on the other hand, you were messing about, don't do it again.
Oh dear. This is really bad. If you clicked on 'Ramshackle', it means your entire life is falling apart! Your subconscious realises this and is desperately trying to tell you! Quick! You have to do something about this, before it all goes horribly wrong.
Right, well, I've had enough of that psychologically deep analysis. If you have learnt something useful about yourself here, then you really have a problem, don't you?