Well, hello! This is the page reserved for those who quit Ventures not all that long ago. A total of 18 people have quit this unit since its latest inception but only Owen could be contacted for this exclusive interview that reveals much about Owen that you would not normally find out or possibly want to know. But here goes:
Name: Owen Andrew 'Clifford' Morton.
Age: Too damn old by half.
Favourite Movie: I haven't seen it, but I'm fairly certain it would be Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Favourite TV Show: Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Obviously.
Favourite Pop Song: Ooh, Stick You, by Daphne and Celeste.
Favourite Food: Tripe and onions.
Favourite Drink: Tripe juice.
Favourite Sight: A plate of tripe directly before my eyes.
Favourite Sound: Tripe being digested.
Favourite Smell: Tripe.
Favourite Taste: Tripe.
Favourite Thing to Touch: Tripe.
Favourite Buffy Episode: There are actually quite a lot that I think are very good, and being asked to choose isn't quite fair. However, if I had to pick one, it would probably be Inca Mummy Girl.
Favourite Buffy Character: Willow.
Favourite Buffy Character That Doesn't Get Drooled Over: Spike.
Favourite Made Up Word: Mairp.
Favourite Made Up Lifeform: Mairpus.
Favourite Collection Of Made Up Lifeforms: Mairpii.
Favourite Adjective: Mairping.
Favourite Insult: You tripe stealing mairpus who doesn't like Willow.
Favourite Teacher: Mr. Suter.
Favourite House: Mine.
Favourite Subject At School: History.
Favourite Job: Library Assistant.
Hobbies: Eating, drinking, breathing, messing up other peoples' websites, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, infuriating Jonathan, writing silly computer games, writing even sillier websites (this one
Father's Name: Andrew Morton.
Mother's Name: Annie Clark.
Sister's Name: Lizzie Morton.
Grandpa's Name: Frederick Morton.
Gran's Name: Vera Johnson.
Uncle's Name: Jonathan Morton.
Aunt's Name: Claire Morton.
Cousin's Name: Joseph Morton.
Other Cousin's Name: Matthew Morton.
Other Uncle's Name: Jon Hare.
Other Aunt's Name: Janet Hare.
Other Cousin's Name: Matthew Hare.
Other Cousin's Name: Sophie Hare.
Other Uncle's Name: Graham Johnson.
Stepdad's Name: Chris Clark.
Cat's Name: Victoria.
Other Cat's Name: Macavity.
Other Cat's Name: Grisabella.
Stick Insect's Name: Ermyntrude.
Friend's Name: Peter McDonald.
Other Friend's Name: Jonathan Barker.
Other Friend's Name: Andrew Pearce.
Other Friend's Name: Nick Fisher.
Other Friend's Name: David King, aka Div.
Other Friend's Name: Simon Iskander.
Friend's Sister's Name: Jenny McDonald.
Favourite Book: Paladin.
Best Book To Do For An English Comparative Essay: Paladin? I'm not so sure.
Favourite Cartoon Series: He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, although this will be ousted in a couple of years when the animated series of Buffy the Vampire Slayer goes on air.
Favourite Colour: Willow's hair colour.
Favourite Number: 3,927.
Favourite Pop Group: S Club 7.
Second Favourite Pop Group: The Vengaboys.
Third Favourite Pop Group: Daphne and Celeste.
Favourite Chocolate Bar: Yorkie.
Favourite Sweeties: Strawberry Sherbets.
Favourite Product From Asda: Double Chocolate Chip Cookies.
Favourite Jonson Play: The Alchemist.
Favourite Character In The Alchemist: Subtle.
Favourite Shakespeare Play: Twelfth Night.
Favourite Character In Twelfth Night: Orsino.
Least Favourite Lewton Play: The Monster That Ate 3B.
Least Favourite Character In The Monster That Ate 3B: Headmaster.
Next Door Neighbour's Cat's Name: Stan.
Other Next Door Neighbour's Rabbit's Personalities: One aggressive, one meek.
Favourite Person I Once Went Out With Who Lives Next Door: Susannah.
Number Of Times Susannah And I Were 'Going Out': 2.
Average Number Of Lines Willow Gets In A Season 5 Buffy Episode: 2.
On A Scale Of 1 To 10, How Pleasing Do I Find The Answer To The Previous Question: 2.
Number Of Letters That Should Be Sent To Buffy's Writers To Sort Out The Afore-Mentioned Problem: 2 billion.
On A Scale Of 1 To 10, How Pleasing Do I Find The Fact That Riley Was Written Out Of Buffy: 10.
Favourite Simultaneous Linear Equations: 2x + 2y = 2, x + y = 1
Favourite Person To Sit With In GCSE Maths Lessons: It's a tricky one, this one. On the one hand, I'd be tempted to say Andrew Pearce, because he can give me all the answers, but on the other, I'd be tempted to say Jonathan Barker, because Andrew Pearce never does give me all the answers.
Favourite Person To Sit With In GCSE English Lessons: No one. I sat all alone in Room 25 for TWO DAMN YEARS! AND NO ONE, BUT NO ONE, CAME TO SIT WITH ME FOR EVEN ONE OF THOSE LESSONS! WELL, I'LL SHOW YOU! I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!!!!!
Sexiest Male Character In Buffy: It's gotta be Angel, really, even though he's not in Buffy anymore.
Most Confusing Plot Device In Buffy: When Glory the hell god keeps turning into someone called Ben, and when she turns back to being Glory she has no memory of what she did when she was Ben.
Most Stupid Plot Device In Buffy: Angel has sex with Buffy and turns into a baddy. Why?
Most Irritating Thing For Jonathan Barker And Nick Fisher To Talk About: Snooker.
Most Irritating Thing After Snooker For Jonathan And Nick To Talk About: Tents.
Most Hated Sport: Formula 1. By the way, the only things Jonathan and Nick have talked about for the last three weeks on the way to school are snooker, Formula 1 and tents. It beginneth to grate on the nerves a little.
Member Of The Ventures Most Likely To Have Been Sucked Into This Den Of Evil Against His Will: Andrew Pearce.
Member Of The Ventures Who I Am Thankful To For Leaving This Link On Their Page: Andrew Pearce.
Most Lovable Member of The Ventures: Andrew Pearce.
Favourite Method Of Getting On Peoples' Nerves: Find out the userid and password to their website, then log on and start adding all sorts of useful pages such as this one.