Hello! I am writing this from York University, where I will be spending quite a lot of my time over the next three years! Consequently, you can expect the amount of articles appearing here to take a rapid downturn, especially if the server here is going to continue being as slow as it currently is. I'll write when I can, of course, but it's unlikely that I'll match the number that I did in September until it gets round to next summer. I will have three weeks holiday from 14th December to 7th January - there may be a spate of articles appearing there - and a month in the latter part of March and the earlier part of April - so again there may be a smattering of stuff appearing then.
Obviously, however, it is worth continuing to check this page every once in a while (not that anyone - apart from, apparently, Miss Kirsty Fenn - does anyway), just in case I do have a bit of time on my hands and see fit to update the site. I shall be going to update the Buffy episode guide in a few minutes, in any case. If I have time ever, I will do something here - I am just warning all the nonexistent people who I continue to believe actually visit Heath the Rat's page that updates will be less regular than they got used to during September. I'll probably go back to a sort of July or even August style of very rarely doing anything here.
But don't worry! Of course, I am still around and this webpage is still on my list of priorities! (Not very high on my list of priorities, but I'm sure that's understandable, really, isn't it, given the level of inanity that tends to appear here.)
So, I'm still a website updater but it'll just be less often, that's all! Just wait for the next article, you crazy guys!