The Wonderful Land of Oz
Hi! My name is Oswald Q. Katt, but everyone really calls me Ozzie. This is a webpage my mom made for me when I was a kitten. I'm a big grown-up cat now (almost 5 years old) and so I think all of this is kind of silly now. But it keeps Mom amused so I let her keep it.
I was born around May 21, 2000 and came to live with my mom, Heather, when I was four months old. I'm a grey-and-white domestic shorthair with big amber eyes and a pink nose. My favorite thing is probably food, ESPECIALLY kitty cookies. In fact I like them so much that if you say the word "cookie," I come running! And I don't run very much, so you know that's something. I like my food and some kinds of people food too like potato chips and broccoli if my mom drops it on the kitchen floor while she's cooking. But mostly I like kitty cookies. Do YOU have any kitty cookies? No? Are you sure? Hmph, fine then.
I also like sleeping and cuddling with my mom. We have a thing called "Mommy-Kitty-Cuddle-Time" which means that I can climb up on my mom anytime and she has to love and pet me, no matter what. Sometimes we fall asleep on the sofa watching tv and sleep there all afternoon. I also like to ride around on my mom's shoulder. When she comes home from work she always picks me up and rides me with her all around the house.
Sometimes I cuddle with my dad too. I let him pick me up because a lot of times he carries me over to my mom and we have a big family hug. But mostly I like Mom best. It's not personal. I just love my mama.
I also have a friend called Floppy Green Frog. He's fun to chase and carry around in my mouth. Sometimes I cuddle him when I'm sleeping. I also like to fling him around with my paw. Floppy is my best friend and he really likes it in Mom and Dad's bed. Mom always picks him up and says, "How did Floppy get in my bed?" I usually pretend I didn't hear her, or else blame it on Boomer.
Something I DON'T like is Boomer! Boomer is my brother but I don't really like having a brother much. I used to be an only cat and I liked it just fine that way, thank you very much. Boomer came to live with us when I was two-and-a-half, and since then I have taught him what's what. I still catch him trying to cuddle with my mom sometimes, but he always runs away when he sees me coming. That's because he knows I'll beat him up! That's MY mom!
The only fun thing about Boomer is that he doesn't mind it if I beat him up. I guess he thinks it's fun to play Beat Up Boomer. So we play sometimes. Mom calls our game "World War Cat" but I don't understand that joke, because it's a fun game, not annoying at all! We usually only play at night anyway, because the people get in the way. So we just play while they're sleeping. I don't know why my dad complains about it so much. Boomer doesn't make THAT much noise when I push him down the stairs.
So that's my story. There are other parts coming soon for this page with pictures and things. And maybe I'll let Boomer write a page, if I feel like it. For now, here are some old pages with pictures of me when I was a little tiny kitten and before my mom and dad got married:
Playing
Sleeping
Visiting with Scott
A word about fixingWell, that's all for now! Thanks for coming to my webpage!
This Pets On The Net site owned by Heather and Ozzie.
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