I’m expected to write a bio. This is something I’ve never been good at. How do I summarize my life; and what the hell should I put in it? What would interest you about my life?
Do you care that I was a total nerd throughout elementary and junior high schools? You remember that classmate that had cooties; the one that everyone would make fun of you for talking to? That was I. You remember the fat kid that everyone teased? Yeah, that was I as well. I was the loner with the stupid clothes and the messy hair; the one who played alone during recess.
Do you care that I was the scary girl in high school? Do you recall the ones who walked around in black during June? Can you picture the classmates who wore striped tights with vinyl skirts and 20 eye docs? You know, the ones with the purple mascara and silver lipstick, black hair with flaming red tips. I am reasonably sure you know of whom I speak, and I tell you they are and I are one.
HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! (For your edification, that was an evil laugh) Well baby, look at me now! And while your at it, check out the rest of my work, click on literature.
I suppose I should give myself some credit. Obviously, you wouldn’t have followed whatever link that lead you here unless you were at least mildly interested. And particularly you wouldn’t have read this far.