ello. I'm finally gettin around to sitting down and talking about my self. So:
I'm a 160 lb. 5'11" brown haired brown eyed German-Irish 1983 male of Omaha NE USA.
I fence foil deciently and I can fake epee. My soul has been stolen by video games since early childhood and I'm in love with my computer. I'm lousy in most mainstream sports but I'm smarter then the average cookie, excelling in math and science over english. Most people say I speak funny, and I do, but I've learned to speak how I wish, albiet not normaly. I can't spell worth my wieght in salt and I'm forgetting how to speak, but on the upside I'm getting better at typing. I am a fool. Also I'm loosing my vision in my right eye. Shortsighted. Well, I guess it's glasses from now on.

So I'm in college right now. Freshmen, thinking about Comp E. Probably the only one in Ames whose computer is completely screwed up right now.
Well, I'm still here. Sophmore, Computer E. and MY COMPUTER KICKS!
Junior year. Slowly loseing the will to live. Girlfriends help.
Senior Year around the bend. Fiances really help.



I go by the name HeckRuler on the net. I was going to go with something like RulerofHeck or PrinceofInsuficientLight or DarnerofSouls, but yahoo allready had those...
If you havn't figured it out yet, it's from a character in the Dilbert strip. He punishes people just like the devil, but only for the minor sins. So for the mere reason that I share phil's name, I took on his identity as my own. Oh yeah, and after taking the evil test I found that I was fairly evil, so that helps.

I've got loving parents, a sister and a brother. (and an endless number of cousins and other reletives) Jessie's married, and Ted's in a state of flux right now. um, I like cats. My favorite color is green, dark green mind you, not that icky neon light green. I was a boyscout before the troop died. I like the outdoors as far as forests and wilderness goes, but now'a'days I rarely get out. I'm the leader of a cult. The COW Cult none the less. I'm glad to say I've gotten about 70 people to sign up with it. My minions have gotten about 30. So that's cool. Although I've hit a slump in college. Damn you, you independent thinkers!

Just some quick Rantings about my city.

I applied to be on MTV's True Life. They were covering "gamers". Apparently they can't find enough people with horribly disgusting fetishes. It's true that I personally know a heck of a lot of people that are by far a better choice then me, but I always figured that MTV could make a mistake.

I've got some pictures, here are a few:

It's me, back before I got sheard. I really liked those shades. Cheap, dark, and just what I wanted.

It was my first time water ski-ing (sking... skeing... skeang... skieing...)
Man! was I sore afterwards. I wasn't use to hanging on for dear life. It was like my first time snowboarding, but with less brusies.
Oh yeah, I went snowboarding once. A couple of tailand kids came with. The instructor was out so we just went down by ourselves. The first time down the hill took forever! Lot's of falling, crashing, and getting back up just to go another 5 meters before eating snow. But by the time we left, I could go down the entire hill AND get on the lift without having to unclip the boots. I'm fairly proud of myself, adaptiveness.
I should find some pictures of that.

BwaHahahaha, a sight to be feared by many someday.

I also had a really nice tux for prom. The picture doesn't do it justice.



Run away! Run away!