2. Your penis is really small, the smallest we've ever seen.
3. We tell all our girlfriends about your penis being small.
4. We know you're going to cheat. (If you aren't already). That's why it's so easy for women to catch their men cheating.
5. You've made us cry more times than you'll ever know.
6. We know you don't care that you've made us cry.
7. We dress for other women.
8. Living well is the best revenge.
9. All of your ex's are sluts.
10. We know you think of other women during sex, but we always wish you had a bigger penis, especially during sex.
11. You really can't tell the difference between a faked orgasm and a real one..
12. Yes, you are going bald, and we don't like it. We'll lose weight as soon as you grow more hair!
13. We know you analyze what we say.
14. We know when it's boy's night out, you slander and defame us. (see #3)
15. We know you're looking for something better to come along.
16. Your bathroom is disgusting.
17. NO, you're not as hot as our last boyfriend.
18. It really does bother us when you don't open doors for us.
19. Smacking our ass in public really isn't cool.
20. NO part of our body belongs to you.
21.Women don't need men to be happy. We choose to stay with you until we can't stand you anymore!
22. Any woman who has figured out the rules will be labeled as BITTER and therefore undateable. But remember how fast gossip travels from woman to woman. Pretty soon every woman will be labeled as BITTER, so buck up and deal with the fact that women are on to you!
Just double click.