Ok, so that's not her name... but it might as well be!
I'm telling you, this woman is evil! I cannot divulge the true name of Aunt Evil, because if my parents found out about this page... geez! I'd be in BIG trouble! But, in all honesty I SHOULD release the name of the individual because she has made life for me and my family very difficult, and she should be... grrrr... I don't know! She needs to be put in her place! Now I won't say that I hate her, because hate is a very strong word...
I LOATHE HER WITH A PASSION!!!!
Summer is the only one who knows the real identity of Aunt Evil. If she should tell you the name of Aunt Evil, make sure she tells you the rest of the story. It's some heavy stuff... you might wanna pack a lunch for the duration of the story. If anyone seriously wants to know the Aunt Evil story, either you can call Summer, or you can e-mail me and I'll decide if you are worthy of knowing the whole Aunt Evil story. She's so rude, too! If we run into her anywhere, she'll smirk at us, and just ignore us like she didn't know us. But, she's just white trash... no, I'm not bitter.
That's the edited version of the Aunt Evil story... mail me for more info!